Sullied Soccer

“I’d play in the MLS All-Star Game this week, but I’m banned because I’m too good at soccer. I shoot the ball too hard and goalkeepers are afraid. I’m not allowed to wear shorts because my legs are too muscular. David Beckham would get jealous.”

Haha. Great stuff from the World Champion, Judah Friedlander.

Found on 101GG.

4 Goals against Sevilla and then 3 against Getafe. Will he score in his next game? He only needs 2 more to break Hugo Sanchez’s record of 38 goals in a single La Liga season.

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Watched a replay of the Brazil vs France game and found this gem.

While watching the Wolves vs United game I happened to catch the unfortunate dislocating of United’s Rafael’s finger.

BTW, the medical staff taped it up and Rafael finished the game. Beastmode.

I always wanted to make a map indicating the locations of MLS teams. Finally got to and made it in GoogleMaps.

View MLS Teams in a larger map

Hey MLS, why not bring a team to the southeast? Preferably Nashville or Atlanta.